Today was the third day in a row that I had a salad for lunch, heavily laden with vegetables. I eat by sight. If the lettuce is white, or brown, or that bitter yellow color, I won't eat it. If the tomatoes aren't red all the way around--I don't eat them. I especially don't eat them if the little place where they were connected to the vine is to obvious. yich. That sort of stuff freaks me out, and I won't eat it. I don't eat hummus because it smells like armpits. I don't eat spinach because they have that stemmy part that I sort of choke on as I gulp it down before I actually feel it between my teeth. The texture of that stuff is icky! The exception to all of these crazy things, is that I will eat (just about) ANYTHING if it is smothered in a tasty sauce/dressing. Like my brother Kevan, my favorite food is sauce. Oh, and I don't eat peas. There is one salad I eat them in--Sarah's Salad (from the Lion House--but my Mom's version is better than the Lion House version). That's it. I don't eat peas. Not in a box or with a fox or in a tree or by the sea. I do not eat peas.
This is why I'm sure I've been abducted by aliens. I, of my own free will and choice, dumped spinach, peas, (almost added some chickpeas *shudder*), crazy tomatoes that weren't totally red (and really cold...also a negative), and I enjoyed it. I didn't even use all of my salad dressing!!! Spinach!!! Peas!!! I don't eat those things!!! I've been trying really hard to be better about the things I eat. To eat more vegetables, and less crap. I haven't had sugar snacks (cookies, candy, cake, ice cream--you know--all the things I LOVE!!) since Monday afternoon. Not even Life Savers! I totally stayed away from the Cadbury Mini Eggs that someone put in my candy jar here at work. On my desk. In sight. Where I can hear it singing my name. Here's all that my salad included:
Lettuce (Romaine/Iceburg mix--and I picked out the brown ones and the white stem things and the bitter yellow pieces that clump together and look impossible!)
Spinach
cherry tomatoes
peas
mandarin oranges (I don't eat these either--the way they float in water sorta weirds me out...)
raisins
croutons
ranch dressing
cottage cheese
4 strips of ham
I'm awful about eating my vegetables. If I thought I could get away with it, I would drink all my vegetables in the form of ***V8 (not that nasty V8 fusion junk--plain old V8). 3 days in a row I've eaten this salad. I'm a little weirded out by myself. Oh, and the other day I totally put brussel sprouts on my sandwich. I PUT THEM ON! I'm a little scared of what I've become... I can't wait until more fruits are in season!! I don't know if I really like all the green I've been eating...
Oh, and I'm really not a picky eater. I know, I know, I've given evidence to the contrary, but I swear--I'm not really picky. :)
***I accept bottles of V8 as a form of payment for friendship. Or for birthday presents. Or unbirthday presents.
7 comments:
Who knew you were so crazy?! We should have, but really, who knew? lol Most of those things sound delicious...and did you know that hummus (which does NOT smell like armpits) is made from chick peas i.e. garbanzo beans? fyi.....Glad that you are liking them more! Enjoy. Oh, and why can't you just do V-8? Does that not work for vegies?
Ok - now I really need to get it together so I can go with you for salad bar at the COB.
And I am hurt by the hummus thing, that is what I was going to bring for next week.
i agree 100% that hummus spells like rancid airpits of some construction worker in Malaysia (hot and humid) who hasn't showered for a month and has no concept of soap and/or deodorant.
Scott! YUCK!!!!!
Temaire-- I know hummus is made from chickpeas, which is why it is crazy I almost put those on my salad!!! Also, my ketchup infatuation should have been proof enough that I'm crazy. :o)
Steph-- Hummus isn't bad...it just smells bad...
Scott--Thank you!! Someone brought in hummus with a hint of garlic, and it was good, but it smelled SOOOOOOOOO bad!!!
I think you are pregnant Mrs. Katie...I love you and am extremely jealous!
NOT pregnant--and why on earth are you jealous of me? ha ha ha!!!
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