I know I told you all about my
birthday bashing, but I have more to tell.
and then some more.
But we'll start with just the "more to tell" for now.
Rewind to about a month ago. It was my birthday, and I was being spoiled by my Mother (thanks Madre) and my husband. I told you about the present from my husband, a new mattress. I must tell you more.
R.C. Willey, blah blah blah,
salesmen, blah blah blah,
avoid delivery fee blah blah blah
stop. We make our way out to the R.C. Willey Warehouse to pick up
my our mattress. The whole ride out we were back and forth: "It will totally fit in the back!" "Well, I think it will totally fit in the back!" "It might not fit in the back" "We can tie it to the top if we need to" "It will totally fit in the back".
We sat and waited in the lobby (nice couches, HUGE t.v.) and watched the family across from us. My
assumptions (based on conversation) were that the group consisted of a Grandma, Father, Mother, Little Sister, Twin Sisters. I don't know that they were really twins, but I would guess they were. The Grandma had the
hairiest legs in the Nation, and even had a little facial hair, and the rest of the bunch looked a little grungy (is that rude? not supposed to be...). Anyhow, they were talking about this and that and the other. They talked about moving the couch into the new basement the girls (twins?) were moving into. Blah blah blah. I think the "twins" were starting college. One of the twins said her phone was a piece of crap and all but demanded her parents buy her an iPhone. The Dad seemed almost agreeable to that idea, which I thought was strange. The Little Sister protested that she wanted an iPhone too (the other twin snickered in support), but then the (original) twin said the Little Sister didn't deserve an iPhone because she broke her iPod. Or something.
blah blah blah.
What was I talking about??
Oh yeah, the mattress. After the entertainment, our names were finally called and we attempted to load our mattress - and box springs.Is it box spring? or box springS? Not really sure. Totally forgot about the box spring(s). and the frame rails. Oh boy. We successfully stuffed our mattress in the back, though it looked like a
pringle chip. Dented in the middle. We shoved the rails on top and shut the door. Next, we attempted to tie the box springs to the top of the car. Problem was, we'd never tied anything to the top of this car. It was proving to be a bit of a puzzle. A kindly stranger gave us some tips, and pretty soon we were on our way. I was scolded for
moving my finger too early while Josh was tying the knot, and now the box spring(s) was tied too loosely on one side. To be fair though, I was afraid parts of my finger would be smashed in the twine knot forever if I didn't act quickly.
I digress.
Box Spring(s) successfully loaded, we were on our way. As we pulled out of the parking lot, our debate evolved. Instead of "will it fit in the back or not" it was now "
can we possibly take the freeway at 35 mph or not". I argued the point that it was in a construction zone so everyone had to go more slowly, so we would be fine driving 35 mph on the freeway. My husband thought otherwise, and truthfully, I was glad later. We hit 30 mph and we felt the box springs start to lift. So, Josh opened the Sun Roof (or is it a Moon Roof? What's the difference anyway?) and we grabbed the plastic covering to pull it down and keep it from lifting the entire car into flight. I tried to get clever and just shut the plastic in the Sun Roof but then I was scolded because I was "burning the motor". So I stopped.
It was after about 45 seconds that my hand started to
cramp up and I had to switch hands. Not to mention my arm was starting to
tingle. I kicked off my shoes and tucked my legs underneath me to get me higher so I could reach it better and hopefully relive some of the tingling. Then my legs also began to get
numb.
As I sat there with a numb leg, numb arm, and numb hands, all I could do was burst out laughing. I laughed and laughed and laughed and Josh thought I was nuts. I told him we must have looked crazy hauling that box spring on the top of our car trying ever so desperately to keep it from flying off into oblivion. Pretty soon we were both laughing. Josh
driving with one hand and holding the mattress through the Sun Roof with the other hand. I never did find out if his arms got numb. He was also trying to recap a Seinfeld act about men who think they can hold down a mattress with one arm out the window clamping it to the roof. I laughed and laughed and laughed until we got home.
Once home, we had to remove the old mattress and box springs, and replace it with the new. My
arms were jelly. I could no longer lift anything, not even my new mattress. I had lifted weights that morning, so my arms were still sore from that too. Josh called me a woss, and then we eventually got the mattress in our room and all set up.
Then we realized we only have King size sheets and we bought a Queen size mattress.
We laughed, and went to dinner.