Embarrassing Moment

I know I haven't posted anything for awhile, so here's a little something to tide you over until I make it through the current "busy spell".

Today at work, I went to use the bathroom. As I tugged on the toilet paper, only about 1 tattered square was left. In a panic, I checked the other two stalls for feet (to make sure I was alone) and listened with my cat-like hearing senses for doors closing or noisy footsteps outside the bathroom. When I felt the coast was clear, I booked it outta that stall and into the next (don't worry, I flushed first) only to reach for the toilet paper and see that it was totally out in that stall too. Panicked because I had escaped embarrassing consequences of running to a different stall in half of my birthday suit on, my heart started racing as I planned my next move. I quickly darted (well as quickly as you can with your pants around your ankles) to the last stall. Praying that I not only wouldn't be caught, but also that there weren't any security cameras in the general area of the bathroom, I slammed the door shut and found an empty roll of toilet paper under a half full roll of toilet paper. Whew! Dogded a bullet on that one. Just as I had finished and was walking out of the stall, a lady came into the bathroom. Talk about timing!!!! Lucky me, not to be caught! I hope you all had a chuckle at my embarrassment-defying experience, and that you all have a great day! I bet you will all check you stalls for toilet paper for the rest of the week! I know I will!!